November.

It’s here.

And I’m so ready for the holidays.

Way too early.

I just need it in my life this year in a big way.

We’re gonna do it up.

I’ve declared November to be craft month.

It’s Awesome. And too expensive.

Clearly I need to get a job.

ALSO, I found a scorpion in our bathroom last night.

Seriously came way too close to an not so fun time.

I mean, seriously, A SCORPION. In my bathroom.

With his tail up.

Luckily a fat kids board book (and CHRIS!) were there to save the day.

I can see a spider, but who has scorpions?

Obviously I’m still troubled.

Ok… that’s about all for today.

OH wait. The girls share a bedroom now

Fun times.

Well they share at night at least. Chloe still naps in our bed.

Which is a-ok with me.

Halloween 2010.

Was. THE. BEST.

EVER.

Seriously.

It goes down as the best Halloween of our lives to date.

We went to like a million houses, Chloe had a blast and Lauren…I mean…c’mon now. Last year she was like a week old! I can’t believe she was in costume and walking.

Perfection.

And now I’m exhausted and Chris is exhausted and the girls are wiped and I’m out.

Seriously Now.

I mean…C’mon!

Mommy & Me today was pretty much a.w.e.s.o.m.e.

Much like my kids.

Doesn’t hurt that I am ACTUALLY in a photo with them.

And my hair isn’t up in some scraggly bun that gives away that I am some sort of over-worked stay-at-home mom whose house pants currently contain the contents of a snotty nose, 20 sticky syrup finger marks and perhaps some leftover waffle breakfast.

Because that’s not my life.

I would never wear my comfy pants out of the house.

Ok. wait. that’s not entirely true either.

But, the good news is that TODAY, Yes, today, I actually wore real pants.

I didn’t want to scare away the moms.

But I’m not above saving my food for snacking on later.